Here are ten essential things that one needs to know to be a web programmer / designer :

• Call yourself a web designer

• Try to manipulate the code as little as possible so you can you put your name next to “designed by”

• Know the abbreviations of PHP, ASP and other languages, you never know, people might ask you

• When you are talking to somebody, keep using the word “open source” or “loop” or “CSS”

• When on a phone, use a lot of jargons

• Never let anybody know that you have no idea what the code does

• Nod your head as though you follow everything during the meetings

• Try to be a jack of all, so you can poke your nose into everybody’s business : You get more popularity

• Try to be discrete with your work coz you don’t want people to know your colors

• Always suggest something that you know you could do