Archive for the ‘Satires’ Category

Restrooms with Starers : Scary

September 30, 2009 - 6:06 am 2 Comments

Just imagine that you are at a different place and for fun lets say China. You are using a public restroom at an expensive restaurant. The restroom are so comfortable that the hotel owners don’t want you to spend all your time in the restrooms. So, they come up with a plan. Check out these images and tell me if you would really like to spend a lot of time in the restroom.
01What in the world is she laughing at? I don’t wanna know!!!
02These people look scary with those objects. Nightmares!!!
Now thats obnoxious, I need my privacy!!
Is that camera Chinese too? I know that Chinese products aren’t good, so I am hoping this one doesn’t work…
04You need new glasses buddy, you don’t know what you are staring at…

A Xanga Blog

September 30, 2009 - 5:55 am 1 Comment

I woke up early today and it was almost 9 in the morning. I did not feel like getting out of bed but still I did. I kinda had a small pain in my neck as I woke up and it bothered me for quite some time. I sat on my bed thinking about the day ahead. I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth and I was so disappointed that my room mate was in the bathroom. In the meantime, I ate some cereal (apple jacks) with some 2% milk and it tasted so good. I love that combination.Finally, after 10 minutes, my room mate came out of the bathroom and he didn’t even say hi to me. (more…)

If Algore was President

September 30, 2009 - 5:43 am 2 Comments

04“Saturday Night Live,” opened their show tonight with Al Gore addressing the nation as if he was the President of the United States. Gore was focused and quite funny in this entertaining spoof of the current administration and their long range of failures. He also struck back at the media (update: when they claimed he said he invented the ‘internets’) by saying that he invented an “Anti-Hurricane and Tornado Machine.” (more…)